how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
