the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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