You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Its about making memories worth repressing
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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