shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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