babies were throwing up all over the place
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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