This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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