Dignity is for republicans.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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