Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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