I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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