i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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