IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
soo... how was my night?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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