She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
i out mim tonsoeep
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