Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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