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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?

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  i cant lie to you.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill

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