apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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