She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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