Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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