Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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