yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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