dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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