i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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