He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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