i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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Terrible idea I love it
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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