I wish I could punch you in the face.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
a search helicopter?!
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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