Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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