just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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