walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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