Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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