Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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