Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So. Much. Porn.
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