Betty ford says i'm here all night
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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