Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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