Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
