i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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