whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
