windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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