I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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