Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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