i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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