i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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