I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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