Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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