Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
