Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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