I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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