I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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