? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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