I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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