last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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