I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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