no, he came in my armpit
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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