I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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