I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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