At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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