I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
