Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Are these your boobs on my camera?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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