so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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