OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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