Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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